OVERLOAD PISS OFF mode
Two things that crossed my mind today and set it to OVERLOAD PISS OFF mode:
Subject A
The 90′s revival-
holy FUCK! these are ugly specimens
So first these ‘jelly baby ‘ gems, then “Crocs”(ahhhhh ANTI CHRIST). What next? Fucking gel suits I tell you.
Im pretty certain the Japs will come up with something like that (if they havent already) and people will at first be super pre-emptive to buy them. And then someone rich will be spotted at a press confrence wearing “the suit” and BOOM!@#$%%
Prices rise=More DEMAND (for shitty gel suits).
And sadly people will buy them in the masses and convince themselves they look good when really, they look like something out of that really lame movie from the nineties with Robin Williams and that green shit…”Flubber” I think its called. Or “Little shop of horrors”.Whichever seems more appealing to you.
Fred: “Uh, hey John whats up with the gel suit?”
John: “Its so super comfortable man , everyones wearing them. I swear to you fred, it feels like im wearing angel wings and i look good too.You should look into getting one.”
Fred: “Fuck off”
On the No. 2 on the “What pissed me off today” list.
This woman.
Ugh..I dont even wanna...and then ill have too and......Shes so ...ah...ugh
I effing hate this chick. Okay hate’s a pretty rough word…hmmm,intensely dislike. Yeah thats more appealing.
Oh and I hate most programmes like this. Total buzzkills on a lazy day in.
She had/s bad shoes, bad hair and she had that whole E.R thing going on for her. It’s like she applied for a spot on the show and failed miserably so they’re all like “hey! why dont you be a ‘doctor of the mind’ and start a really shitty daytime talk show. Where people talk….SHIT.?”
WOAH! YES! SIGN ME UP!
I also blame Ricki Lake for the return of the court shoe and soccer mom poloneck jerseys.Thanks for ruining what could of been a good 21st centuary of fashion.Crapbag.
Post Script: I saw someone wearing thick heeled lace up court styled shoes today. Mildly disturbed, i calmly turned away and swallowed my bile in silence.
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